Musical Fun

Bad Drummer Jokes: If You Like Drumming Don't Read This

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Percussive Humor Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me either. Q:Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? A: So you don't have to retrain the drummers. An amateur drummer dies and goes to heaven. While he is waiting outside the pearly gates, he hears some incredibly fast drumming coming from within heaven. He immediately recognizes the playing, and asks St. Peter if that really is Buddy Rich playing drums in heaven. St. Peter responds, "No, that's G-d. He just thinks that he's Buddy Rich." Q: How can you make a drummer slow down? A:...

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Musicians Wife: The Joys

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Musicians Wife Musicians Wife Ahh music, uhmmm musicians, looking for your very own? Here's a few pointers from the ten year wife of a sincere, hard working musician. First, one should be independently wealthy or at least able to take care of oneself and the beautiful children you may have. Musicians are wonderful fathers, if not great monetary providers. Second, always tolerate music and faith in the divine love (of music) to carry you all through life at all times. Third, if he takes up the oboe, clarinet or violin; don't tell him it drives you crazy; just leave, water...

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Music Humor: How Bad Can It Get

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Music JokesNo Accounting For Bad Taste   Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet. I assume you know why pipers like to march when they are playing? Because it's harder to hit a moving target. "An accordion is just a bagpipe with pleats" A fellow walking into a pub says: "Do you want to hear my latest accordion joke?" "Now, I play the accordion" says the bartender, a large strapping fellow."That gentleman at the end of the bar, the one who look like a...

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The Harper: Sweet Sounds?

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The Harper   Master of discords John           Makes harmony seem wrong His treble sings to his bass           Like a sow consoling her young.   If he played with his shoulder blades           He'd make a pleasanter tune; He reaches out for a chord           As a dog snaps at a bone.     Playing away to himself          Nobody knows what tune, Even the man who made it             Cannot recall his own.    ...

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Pope John Paul: Blessing A Bagpipe

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The Pope Blessing The Bagpipe

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